Posted 3:54 PM by Sean
Good Lord, and here I thought I was being a little hard on Sosa. Is Rick Morrissey always this bad a writer, or has the current story somehow pushed him to new lows in temperance and new highs in hackneyed prose? "In the slow-motion replays, tiny shards of Sammy Sosa's reputation hang briefly in th air before dropping to the ground." Jeeezus. Morrissey even manages to imply that we should take Sosa's corked bat as evidence that he uses performance-enhancing drugs. Look, if the Tribune's that hard up for columnists, I'd be happy to give it a shot.