Purgatory Online

Saturday, January 31, 2004

The L.A. Times is reporting that there's no truth to the Glaus-to-New-York speculation. Yawn. Also, there's apparently no truth to a six-team deal that would send Guerrero to the A's, Anderson to the Hanshin Tigers, Percival to Mars, twelve billion dollars to George Steinbrenner, and a bag of Jolly Ranchers to Mrs. Eunice Sweetwater of Doubloon, Idaho.

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