Purgatory Online

Wednesday, September 29, 2004

...The Monster took ball one in every single at bat last night. It was great. Sure, he could go back to waving at pitches two feet outside tonight, but for the moment I was reminded of the scene in Happy Gilmore where Adam Sandler's character, who is notorious for mammoth drives and a terrible short game, sinks a long putt.

"Happy learned how to putt!" he says. "Uh-oh!"