Dementia 

Posted 9:21 AM by Sean
The Times:

Colon threw eight shutout innings, giving up four hits and striking out six, to lead the Angels to a 2-0 victory over the Cleveland Indians, and as the burly right-hander departed after completing the top of the eighth, he basked in the glow of an Angel Stadium crowd of 42,531.

At this point, I'm almost positive that they have a "burly right-hander" macro defined. So I give. Bartolo, ad tuam dono nomine Burly in perpetuam. Use it in good health.